The Strangeness Keeps On Comin'

Okay...I try to keep things pretty tech-oriented around here, but there's just too much strangeness going on in the world today. Apparently the recent solar flare has caused some kind of cosmic disturbance - maybe that's why I've posted 5 times in 2 days; w00t! - resulting in products like this: The Portable Bidet/Digital Camera. Wow.